Posts Tagged ‘Holidays’

The Twelve Days of Christmas Pneumonia


(you know the tune)
On the first day of Christmas, pneumonia gave to me,
some cough drops for watching TV.

On the 2nd day of Christmas, pneumonia
gave to me, a brand new box of Kleenex, and some
cough drops for watching TV.

On the 3rd day of Christmas, pneumonia
gave to me, a cup of hot tea,
a brand new box of Kleenex and some cough drops for watching TV.

On the 4th day of Christmas, pneumonia
gave to me, a way to order cat food, a cup of hot tea
a brand new box of Kleenex and some cough drops for watching TV.

On the 5th day of Christmas, pneumonia gave to me, crap!! I need cat litter!!, need to order cat food, have some hot tea, here’s a brand new box of Kleenex, and some cough drops for watching TV.

On the 6th day of Christmas, pneumonia gave to me, my HOA is due now, Crap!! I need cat litter!! How to order cat food, have a cup of tea, here’s a brand new box of Kleenex and some cough drops for watching TV.

On the 7th day of Christmas pneumonia gave to me, the trashcan’s overflowing, my HOA is due now, CRAP! I need cat litter!! How to order cat food, have a cup of tea, here’s a brand new box of Kleenex and some cough drops for watching TV.

(Let’s face it: it’s humbug time.)

On the 8th day of Christmas pneumonia gave to me, the outside lights have gone out!, the trashcan’s overflowing,
my HOA is due now, CRAP!! I need cat litter!! How to order cat food, have a cup of tea, here’s a brand new box of Kleenex and some cough drops for watching TV.

On the 9th day of Christmas, pneumonia gave to me, the GFI keeps popping, the outside lights have gone out!, the trashcan’s overflowing, my HOA is due now, CRAP! I need cat litter!! How to order cat food, have a cup of tea, here’s
a brand new box of Kleenex and some cough drops for watching TV.

On the 10th day of Christmas pneumonia gave to me, UPS has LOST the package???
The GFI keeps popping, the outside lights have gone out!, the trashcan’s overflowing, my HOA is due now, CRAP!! I need cat litter!! How to order cat food, have a cup of tea, here’s a brand new box of Kleenex and some cough drops for watching TV.

On the 11th day of Christmas pneumonia gave to me, my neighbors all now shun me, UPS has LOST the package???,
the GFI keeps popping; the outside lights have gone out! the trashcan’s overflowing, my HOA is due now, CRAP!! I need cat litter!! How to order cat food, have a cup of tea, here’s a brand new box of Kleenex and some cough drops for watching TV.

On the 12th day of Christmas, pneumonia gave to me a cursing THREAT to Christmas, my neighbors all now shun me, UPS has LOST the package???, the GFI keeps popping, the outside lights have gone out!, the trashcan’s overflowing, my HOA is due now, CRAP! I need cat litter!! How to order cat food, have a cup of tea, here’s a brand new box of Kleenex and some cough drops for watching TV.

I wish the happiest of Holidays to all of you and your families. (keep your distance, I SHALL return!)